What people are looking for on a Monday

So, Monday morning. I discover that Heather Locklear has been arrested on suspicion of DUI, that people are concerned about the financial bailout plan, there is actually something called "Brazilian fart porn" (amazing), there is an internet hoax about Eminem dying and that it's hard to spell Rosh Hashanah.

The top search terms on google are at google.com/trends.

1. financialservices.house.gov
2. achewood
3. heather locklear
4. xbox live
5. order gifts online
6. eagles bears
7. rosh hashanah
8. jewish new year
9. jack wagner
10. robin bain
11. wachovia wells fargo
12. fistula
13. cadbury recall
14. brazilian fart porn
15. heather locklear mug shot
16. laura bush killing a man in texas
17. bermuda triangle
18. wachovia buyout
19. roshashana
20. eid 2008
21. burundanga
22. nickelback gotta be somebody
23. eid al fitr
24. wachovia bank failure
25. richie sambora
26. ryan reynolds
27. mtu settings
28. flat belly diet
29. creative labs x dock wireless music system for ipod
30. eid ul fitr 2008
31. new moon
32. freebies
33. speaker.gov
34. xbox live mtu failed
35. free stuff
36. entourage season 5 episode 4
37. hail to the redskins song
38. kay lenz
39. spacex
40. shana tova
41. roshashana 2008
42. bupers online
43. heather locklear latest news
44. xbox update
45. norma collier
46. true blood episode 4
47. xbox.com
48. september 29
49. janet bauernschmitt
50. wachovia news
51. butt plug
52. eminem died
53. jewish holidays
54. the life and times of tim
55. falcon 1
56. iron sheik
57. emergency economic stabilization act
58. do not call list
59. poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed
60. robin bane
61. brian keith
62. mj morning show
63. farrah gray
64. scarlett johansson
65. free samples
66. elon musk
67. navratri
68. wachovia bailout
69. navratri 2008
70. paul newman dies
71. superjail
72. the unit
73. matt bryant son dies
74. www.lhw.com/1928_signup.aspx
75. fryeburg fair
76. sling
77. sigma designs
78. desperate housewives season 5 episode 1
79. freedom of religion
80. nfl week 4 results
81. matt ryan
82. peter the great nuclear cruiser
83. eminem dead
84. odwalla
85. benjamin disraeli
86. suicide season
87. head over heels
88. hipster
89. navy personnel command
90. my fdic
91. kokopelli
92. phillies playoff schedule
93. australia movie
94. end of ramadan 2008
95. wachovia takeover
96. hendrik schon
97. with six you get eggroll
98. icici bank bankrupt
99. uss howard
100. hsbc direct